Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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