Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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