She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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