It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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