I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Randomize