Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
