But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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