You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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