I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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