I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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