I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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