she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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I need you to use more vowels.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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