But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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