Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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