I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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