We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
false alarm, still single
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