what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Randomize
