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you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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