Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Randomize
