found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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