she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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