I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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