Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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