That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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