just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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