I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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