Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
then he tried to convert me to islam
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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