I'm really into asian looking animals
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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