If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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