i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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