Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I want to have your abortion
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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