I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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