he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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