i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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