they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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