if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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