is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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