oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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