There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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