This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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