I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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