Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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