Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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