I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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