just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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