No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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