ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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