well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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