Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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