i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Randomize
