it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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