her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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