Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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