youre lurking in front of me
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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